1. List three things you would change if you were Overlord.
2. List ten blogs worthy of world domination. Yeah, that’s not going to happen. How about three?
3. Contact them about their new position of power.
As your overlord, I would make the following changes:
1.) First and foremost, I would lock some scientists in an underground laboratory until they invented teleportation. Screw the cost of fuel! I teleport, bitches!
Now the poor bastards that get this powerful award are…drumroll please…
Jewell of Really! Wait. What?
Rancher Mom of Rancher Mom's Realm
Thundercat of Colorful Rants of a Fed Up Sista
1.) I’ve been listening to a zombie book on tape while jogging on the treadmill. I’ve come to the conclusion that the worst time to encounter a zombie would be during sex, especially if the person you were screwing was the one turning. As George Carlin would say, “These are the thoughts what keep me from being a productive member of society.”
3.) The kids recently had a photo-shoot. My son wasn’t very interested but my daughter, well, that’s a whole other animal. She thought she was a superstar. Here are a few. Keep in mind some of these are were scanned from the composite sheet so they are a little gritty.
5.) During my parents’ visit, we went to the mountains and we ended up in the Holy City, home of the longest running passion play. I just want to let everyone know I wasn’t struck by lightning or anything upon stepping foot in the chapel. More details about the visit soon.